Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop Add as a preferredsource on Google From -Ghost- Tags Ad body creepy description double meaning face female Hall of Fame internet literalism lolwut model Like Show Comments Hide Comments